Post by Vivienne Valora on Jan 14, 2008 21:00:55 GMT -5
My friend's boyfriend broke up with her via email and said she was ugly and stuff like that. So, I gave him a piece of my mind via email...
Dear Peter,
I just want you to know that I know what you did to her. What kind of
insolent, waspish fool would dare to break up with a girl via email?
How could you wangle a girl in such a way? What kind of a warmonger
are you? You should realize how consequential your actions are.
Now, you are nothing more then a wan jerk. I just hope you know that,
in order to sully your reputation, we will have to proliferate any
possible rumors about you being gay. After all, I truly do doubt that
you are straight. But you will still have to compensate for your
biased actions.
I will have you know that she is not a very pliant girl, and
tantalizing her will only cause her friends to punch you in the wame
and give you a wapperjaw. However, I am not here to revile you. I
just want you to know that she is my best friend... break her heart...
and I'll break your face. You will receive no reprieve for what you
have done. There is no way for you to rectify this. You are now on a
precipice and I am a very intrepid person. I can't tell you how
arbitrary you truly are and I am here to reprimand you. I must ask
you one more thing though. Are you even a man? You seem more like a
sardonic, obstreperous, shoddy, vagrant, flippant, bleak, diminutive,
despicable, slipshod, irreverent pig!
Hoping you are not well,
Ellena Mockgecii [this is actually part of the anagram for my full name. After all, I couldn't tell him who I really am... I might go to jail.]
Dear Peter,
I just want you to know that I know what you did to her. What kind of
insolent, waspish fool would dare to break up with a girl via email?
How could you wangle a girl in such a way? What kind of a warmonger
are you? You should realize how consequential your actions are.
Now, you are nothing more then a wan jerk. I just hope you know that,
in order to sully your reputation, we will have to proliferate any
possible rumors about you being gay. After all, I truly do doubt that
you are straight. But you will still have to compensate for your
biased actions.
I will have you know that she is not a very pliant girl, and
tantalizing her will only cause her friends to punch you in the wame
and give you a wapperjaw. However, I am not here to revile you. I
just want you to know that she is my best friend... break her heart...
and I'll break your face. You will receive no reprieve for what you
have done. There is no way for you to rectify this. You are now on a
precipice and I am a very intrepid person. I can't tell you how
arbitrary you truly are and I am here to reprimand you. I must ask
you one more thing though. Are you even a man? You seem more like a
sardonic, obstreperous, shoddy, vagrant, flippant, bleak, diminutive,
despicable, slipshod, irreverent pig!
Hoping you are not well,
Ellena Mockgecii [this is actually part of the anagram for my full name. After all, I couldn't tell him who I really am... I might go to jail.]
